San Francisco, California – Feeling run down, depressed or sloth-like? Lacking ambition, self-esteem or shiny good looks? You’ve come to the right place friends! Dr. Tingleton knows what you already know deep down to be true: you have to feel good on the inside for your get up n’ go-go to work properly. And now, thanks to the Miracle Compliment Generator, you’ll be kicking your nap pillow to the curb and doing cartwheels before you know it.
Now your iPhone can give you a compliment whenever you need a boost thanks to this new app created by quasi snake-oil salesman, Dr. Tingleton. Users simply shake the Miracle Compliment Generator whenever they need a hit.
How does it work? Anytime you’d like to feel more awesome, simply open up the Miracle Compliment Generator and shake. This will trigger Dr. Tingleton’s psychic powers and he will craft a special message just for you.
Why waste any more time feeling icky when you can start improving your life today, the Miracle Compliment Generator way?
* Compatible with iPhone 3GS, iPhone 4, iPhone 4S, iPod touch (3rd generation), iPod touch (4th generation) and iPad.
* Requires iOS 4.0 or later
* 10.2 MB
Pricing and Availability:
Dr. Tingleton’s Miracle Compliment Generator 1.0 is $1.99 USD and available worldwide exclusively through the App Store in the Lifestyle category.
Long sought after for his finely honed intuition and highly cultivated matchmaking skills, Dr. G.C. Tingleton works tirelessly, channeling his psychic powers to help a now countless number of patients improve communication with loved ones, answer burning questions, and increase self-esteem through the power of compliments. Dr. Tingleton wants nothing more than to share his gifts with all those who seek his help, and now, thanks to his patented bottling system, he can. Dr. Tingleton has bottled his Miracle Elixir’s just for you, friends. That’s right: no more traveling great distances or standing in long lines awaiting Dr. Tingleton’s help! Simply download Dr. Tingleton’s miracles today and improve your life, the Dr. Tingleton way. Copyright (C) 2012 Dr. Tingleton. All Rights Reserved. Apple, the Apple logo, iPhone, iPod and iPad are registered trademarks of Apple Inc. in the U.S. and/or other countries.
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