Posted by Ryan Johnson on 10 19, 2009

iChowdown

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Those hideous and disgusting characters from the Mr. Dumb series are back, and this time they’re chewing with their mouth’s wide open! That’s right, iChowdown, the newest app in the Mr. Dumb series of apps, gives an all new meaning to the term “terrible table manners”. In iChowdown, Mr. Dumb finds himself extremely hungry and goes in search of an all you can eat buffet. He finds a cheap one and so begins his quest to eat everything in the restaurant. It’s your job to order food from the chef, make Mr. Dumb chew, drink, and digest his food. You’re working against the clock so you’ve got to be quick and efficient if you want to advance to the next level!

iChowdown is as equally challenging as it is repulsive! Mr. Dumb chomps when he eats, burps when he drinks, and sweats when he nibbles something spicy. In order to earn points you’ve got to successfully digest all your food without spitting it up. Sounds simple enough right? Wrong! It’s actually pretty tough. For one, you’re working against the clock. On top of that you’ve got to order food, open and close Mr. Dumb’s mouth to make him chew, move the food around to make sure it stays in his mouth, run your finger around obstacles within his stomach so he can digest his food, pop bubbles in his mouth after he drinks Coke so he doesn’t choke on his bubbles, put fires out in his mouth when he eats spicy food, and slap him in the face if he starts to choke on his food and pass out! If you fail at any of these tasks Mr. Dumb pukes up all of his food and you lose your points!

iChowdown, amidst all of it’s disgustingness is actually a pretty fun game. It’s pretty robust in that it has 3 continents for you to conquer, each one with 5 challenging levels. There’s a large menu of food items to choose from, that is if you earn enough bonus points to purchase them. That’s right, once you get good at the game you start to collect bonus points that you can cash in for better food.

iChowdown is a perfect game for every red blooded, teen-aged dude that’s into being gross, burping, farting, chewing with their mouth open, and ignoring their parents. One thing’s for sure this certainly isn’t an app that mom will approve of! If this sounds a lot like you then what the heck are you waiting for! Go download iChowdown immediately!