Unfortunately more often than not us app aficionados must take the painful medicine of our trade and endure the impossible. Which is to find a positive aspect associated with the app we are tasked with reviewing. This iScab app by beefbrain exemplifies one of those moments.
The app itself serves exactly no purpose and perhaps that’s the draw. I imagine scab nurturing beats cramming at 3am in the morning but I must admit it is not on the top of my list. Anyway here is an eyesore I picked at until eventually I was rewarded with my very first “Scab in the Jar”, as thrilling as that is mind you.
Not only is the app GUI dreadful, the UI is worse and the idea itself is utterly ridiculous. Picking scabs off of some lame ass virtual skin so you can collect them in a jar and savior them forever. I mean come on WTF has this world come too? To make matters worse they actually took the time to devise a list of gnarly scars to work towards. here’s the list…
I suppose I shouldn’t be too harsh on these lads as there is certainly a segment of the world population without scars of their own to pick. The fact is we should be celebrating the boys for inventing iScab as thay have unearthed a niche none of us would have imagined ever existed in the first place. Personally, I am going to shoot myself when they sell their one millionth app. Why, because the app sucks! If I wanted to pick scabs I’d drop my drawers and pick them off my pimpled ass.
Better luck next time boys!
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