Everyday each of us spend a little private time dropping a deuce….some more than others. On a good day you pass on a monster mister clean that smells good (to you), gives you a poorific head tingle, requires little to no wipeage, and with any luck it might even break the surface! On a bad day you might be executing frequent courtesy flushes, while performing your best impression of a New
Years Eve fireworks show. Why such extremes? Could it be that our poo is telling us something? Well, with the help of the poolicious Poo Log app for iPhone, you can finally learn what your poo is telling you!
Poo Log, created by AvatarLabs, is based on the best selling book “What’s Your Poo Telling You?”, and is full of poo-centric features that’re sure to bring out the poo lover in all of us. Crammed inside the app are a built in journal, timer, a clever mix of poo humor, tidbits of poo trivia, and driblets of real poo-based medical information. It even tracks and graphs your poo so you can see how your bowl movements vary over time! It’s poopified theme, pooptastic humor, and brain satisfying poo trivia ensure that your next poo, no matter what kind it is, will be an enjoyable experience.
The moment Poo Log opens it’s built in poo timer starts ticking. It quietly and unasummingly counts down the time it takes for you to ”doo” the deed! If you want, you can stop and start the timer at any time just by touching it. It’s up to you what you want to do from here. You can press the POO LOG button and review your history of poos by month and day, you can press the POO PASTIMES button and test out your poo trivia and medical knowledge, or you can check out the POO GRAPH and view your latest poo trends.
Personally I recommend going straight to POO PASTIMES. I found the questions both humerous and fairly challenging. I was also rather suprised with the depth of trivia questions. I’m not sure how many total are in the app, but I played for 24 minutes straight and didn’t see the same question twice. No matter which option you select, make sure that when you’re done with your dirty business you press the NEW POO button. It’s there that the date, time, duration, total score, and description of your poo experience are captured. Classify your poo by selecting from descriptions such as Delivery: Epidural please!, Couple of pushes, no grunts, and Smooth like butter, baby. You can even add notes if you’d like to remember a little something special from your recent blooper!
What can I say? Poo Log is a pretty unique and interesting little app. If you fancy yourself a discerning poo-er you’ll certainly enjoy it. We didn’t experience any bugs or issues while testing. The only thing we noticed was one measly little typo in one of the POO PASTIMES answers. False was spelled “Flase”. If you’ve been looking for something unique to help pass the time while on the pooper, why not get something that’ll help you learn what your poo is telling you! Go pinch yourself off your very own Poo Log from the App Store today!
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